X Marks the Spot

by Minuet (threefourtime@hotmail.com)



Archive: master_apprentice

Category: Humor

Rating: G

Warning: This hasn't been betaed.

Spoilers: One, on the back of my Grand Prix

Summary: Someone ends up covered in messy white stuff.

Feedback: Well, sure. Otherwise, I'd just sit around and read this to myself.

Disclaimer: I didn't do it. And even if I did, I didn't make a dime.



"Relief," Obi-Wan thought desperately, arching his back and grinding his shoulders frantically into the blankets on his bed. "I have to have some relief, or I'm going to go crazy." He raised his right arm, but Qui-Gon, sitting down on the side of the bed, caught Obi-Wan's hand and gently placed his arm back at his side.

Qui-Gon crooned in a low, soothing voice, "Patience, Padawan. Patience." He bent to place a soft kiss on the sweat-dampened hair above Obi-Wan's brow.

"Please, Master. I can't stand it any longer. Do something." Obi-Wan reached up with his right hand again.

Qui-Gon spoke a little more sharply. "Don't, Obi-Wan." Then, in a softer, more cajoling tone, "Roll over onto your stomach, my Padawan. Arms above your head." Obi-Wan reluctantly complied, a small whimper escaping as he did so. Qui-Gon stroked his hair.

"Be calm, be still, my heart. Let me do this for you." Obi-Wan nodded against the pillow under his cheek and turned his head away.

Obi-Wan could feel Qui-Gon's weight shifting on the mattress, as the bigger man reached over to the nightstand by the bed. Obi-Wan groaned softly. He could hear the small sounds his Master made as he opened the twist top of a bottle. Obi-Wan sighed and wriggled against the bed linens, hoping for a little temporary respite from his torment.

"Padawan," Qui-Gon said warningly. Obi-Wan immediately stilled. More small sounds followed, and Obi-Wan suddenly felt a cool liquid touch on his body. He shivered and moaned and pressed his face into the pillow beneath him, grabbing the headboard of the bed. Qui-Gon chuckled softly.

"Does that feel good, my heart? Shall I continue?"

Obi-Wan lifted his head from the pillow and turned his face toward his Master, a dark look in his storm-colored eyes. "Stop, and I swear I'll hurt you, my Master. And wipe that damn smirk off your face. Whatever happened to your vaunted Jedi compassion?"

Qui-Gon laughed out loud and poured more calamine lotion onto the cotton square in his hand, applying the lotion liberally to the raised welts on Obi-Wan's back. "I am sorry, Padawan, but, really...chicken pox! And at your age."

Obi-Wan huffed indignantly, turning his face away again, as Qui-Gon, shaking his head in amusement, continued to daub the chalky white liquid all over his Padawan's back.

THE END