When The Muses Disagree (Subtitle: Sometimes It Doesn't Pay To Listen To Those Inner Voices)

by The Rose (rosarocaminis@yahoo.com)

Title: When The Muses Disagree (Subtitle: Sometimes It Doesn't Pay To Listen To Those Inner Voices)
Author: The Rose
Archive: M/A and my web site, http://www.sockiipress.org/~rose
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Q/O
Category: Humor, PWP, First Time
Warnings: Possibly a spew warning. Also, Qui!Muse, Obi!Muse, and yours truly figure prominently in this little piece. Spur-of-the-moment, unbetaed, and totally without merit. Proceed at your own risk.
Feedback: *waves hand slowly in air* You WILL send feedback. Ah, come on! You know you want to! Either on-list or off to: rosarocaminis@yahoo.com On second thought, maybe not.
Disclaimers: George Lucas owns all things Star Wars and makes a fortune off of them. Me, I write for the fun of it and give it away for free.
Summary: Things don't always go smoothly that first time.

"Oh, Master, I've dreamed of this for so long!" Obi-Wan said as he squirmed naked across his equally naked and very well endowed master.

"So have I, Padawan." Hot, wet lips captured Obi-Wan's left nipple, and the younger man arched into the touch, moaning his approval.

Obi!Muse: That's a little trite, isn't it?

Qui!Muse: I happen to think it's sweet.

Master Rose: Would you two shut up and let me write? (silence descends) Thank you. Now, where was I?

"Take me, Master!" Obi-Wan gasped rolling face down on the bed and waggling his enticing little ass invitingly.

Obi!Muse (mumbling): Oh, brother . . .

Master Rose: Shhhhhhh!

"Yes!" Qui-Gon hissed. He held out a hand and called the lube to him. Coating one finger well, he teased Obi-Wan's anus with it then slowly pushed it inside.

Obi!Muse: Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! He pushed his finger in where?

Master Rose (glaring): Into Obi-Wan's anus.

Obi!Muse: Ewwww! That's disgusting!

Master Rose and Qui!Muse in unison: SHUT UP!

Qui!Muse: Please continue, Master Rose.

Master Rose: Thank you, Qui.

"Oh, yes, Master!" Obi-Wan shouted. "There! Right there!"

"Like this?" Qui-Gon asked, curling his finger just so one more time.

"Force, I'm going to come!"

"Not until I'm inside you, you're not," Qui-Gon told him. He withdrew his finger and pressed the tip of his swollen cock to the opening instead, pressing carefully inside.

"More!" Obi-Wan demanded, pushing backwards and impaling himself fully.

Obi!Muse: Okay. Stop. First of all, I'd like someone to explain to me exactly when Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn turned gay. Second - ow!

Master Rose (growling): Obi ---

"Ow," Obi-Wan said, going suddenly still. "Master, you're - huge."

"Ow," Qui-Gon said, also going still. "Padawan, you're - very tight."

(Master Rose drops her head into her hands and groans)

"Master? If it's all the same to you, I think I'll stick to topping."

Qui-Gon nodded, carefully withdrawing and getting off the bed. "And, if it's all the same to you, Padawan, I think I'll stick to women."

Obi!Muse (chuckling): There. That's much better.

The End

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