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Author webpage: http://members.dencity.com/firststep
Category: other
Warnings: Mary-sue
Summary: Two slash writers argue over a choice of words.
Notes: I can't count ­ 199 words! My bad!
Thanks to: You for reading. Once again to Master Yo-gurt for the challenge and the beta :)
Archive: err sure!

"'Qui-Gon deep-throated his padawan'?" I can't believe you actually used that line in a serious one... a humorous one, yes that would work, but... honestly Falcon, have you no taste?"

"Oh...this coming from the person who though it was perfectly acceptable to write a fic where Darth Maul..."

Belishar clapped a hand over the younger padawan's mouth. "OK yes. Point conceded!"

Falcon flipped her braid over her shoulder and grinned at her friend. "So... if deep-throated is too crude, what do you suggest we use instead?"

"Good question and I have no answer... " Belishar sat down at the console next to her dark haired friend and opened up a thesaurus.

"I don¹t think it¹ll be in there."

"No probably not. Tell you what ­ Obi-Wan has a good grasp of languages, and you get on real well with him... Ask him!"

"And say what? Hi Obi... I'm in the middle of writing a piece of erotic fiction that involves Master Jinn going down on you, and I was wondering if you knew a better term than 'Deep-throated'?|

The two girls burst into laughter.

"Or maybe not. OK ­ we don't have a better word, so we'll use deep-thoat"

"Thank You"