Trouble . . . Again

by Sheyen

Archive - MA only

Category - Humor

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One peaceful day at the Jedi Temple, Masters Mace and Yoda were walking through the beautiful halls when the suddenly the peace is broken by a young initiate running toward them. "Masters! The is an urgent message from Master Kenobi. It seems that he and his Padawan are in trouble," says the initiate, who adds under her breath, "Yet again."

The masters thank the initiate and head to the council chambers as the initiate runs off to rejoin her class. As they approach the chambers, they notice that the others are strolling along at a causal pace like they are.

In a calm voice, one of the council members asks, "Master Kenobi and Padawan Skywalker have gotten themselves into trouble yet again. Thus we must make sure to take along some spare ‘sabers, but whose turn is it to pack them? You, Mace?"

"Oh, no! Not me. Last time, Anakin got my spare while Obi-Wan got my main one. Since I haven't had time to hit the workshop, I'm still carrying that fruity purple one from when you all blackmailed me into playing Glinda in ‘The Jedi of Odds'. It's Mundi's turn."

And so children, the lesson of the story is?

Always have at least a dozen spare ‘sabers. Especially if you are going to help Master Kenobi and Padawan Skywalker! Which we all will at some point in our lives . . .