DISCLAIMER: Not mine,never going to be and I make no money
with them.
Rating: R
SUMMARY: A neighbor's revenge gone wrong.
NOTES: This is the third story in what has now become a
series. The first story is "Sleepless in Coruscant", followed
by "Clueless in Coruscant".I don't know if there will be
another one,for now this is the final story.
Hell is a real place,it exists right here on Coruscant.And
Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi were Hell's keepers.He spent
two weeks there,but now,finally, he was free.Free of their
constant attentions and care, free of their
continuos visits to make sure he wasn't lonely and ,above
all,free of their damn conversations!.
It seemed that the only thing they could talk about were each
other. Qui-Gon,always praising his Padawan,always telling
everybody how smart the boy was,how quickly he learned his
lessons,what an extraordinary warrior he was. According to
Qui-Gon,Obi-Wan had no equal in the Temple.And Obi-Wan was even
worse!. Qui-Gon could do no wrong. His Master was the
smartest,wisest and, of course, the sexiest Jedi that ever
existed.If even half of what he said about Qui-Gon was
true,then the man was really a God.Nauseating.It was just
nauseating.
And they did not even realize it!.They did not know how boring
it was for other people to hear all that nonsense. But,perhaps,
something good would come out of this horrible experience after
all. He had found some very interesting things,and now he
possessed the means to stop their infernal night sessions next
door!. Yes!.This time he was sure of it.He was going to stop
them and then he could rest as any decent,Force fearing Jedi
should.
"Good morning my friend!",Qui-Gon came inside the room,
carrying his breakfast tray."I'm so happy to know you are
feeling better. You are leaving this place
tonight,right?."
"Oh yes,I am better my friend"."I want to thank you and
Obi-Wan for all your help,so I thought that maybe you two could
join me for dinner tonight. At my quarters" .Yes, say yes, damn
you!.
"We'll be delighted to accept".
"Good,good.Then I will see the two of you tonight",I could not
help but to smile.At last,I had them where I wanted.
"Until then my friend",Qui-Gon left the room and went to find
Obi-Wan.
"Great news Padawan.Our good neighbor is leaving today and he
has invited us for dinner tonight, to show us his appreciation
for all we have done for him".
"Really Master?.Well,that's good, because I was beginning to
think he didn't like us very much",Obi-Wan was truly
surprised,but he could see his Master was pleased by the
invitation.
"Oh no Obi-Wan,why would he dislike us?.We are very good
neighbors, after all."
_ That Night -
I sent my Padawan away for the night,I needed to be alone with
those two for my plan to work. Everything was ready. Now I only
have to wait for them to arrive.
A soft knock on my door and I took a deep breath before
opening.Calm, I must be calm.
I opened my door and there they were,smiling at me,not knowing
of what Was about to happen.
"Welcome friends.I am so glad you could come".
"Thank you Master.We are very happy to be here",Obi-Wan
answered,while looking around.
"Yes my friend,we are happy to see you really like us.You
know,Obi-Wan thought you didn't",Qui-Gon's smile was a clear
indication that he thought that was completely
impossible.
"Obi-Wan,how could you think such nonsense.You and your Master
are so very... special to me.I would have been very sad
if you had not come tonight".That was true.I really wanted them
to be here tonight. "Now please sit down.Let me get you
something to drink, I have a truly unique wine I want you to
taste".Again that was true,although I only needed one of them
to drink it. As they sat,I walked to the small table I had
placed earlier behind the couch.That way,they could not see
what I was doing behind their backs. They did not see the small
vial I retrieved from my pocket,they did not see as I poured
it's contents in one of the glasses before filling them with
wine.
"Here you go,drink this my friends.I am sure you will
enjoy it". I gave the glass with the potion to Qui-Gon because
I figured it would work better on an older man.
"Thank you,I'm sure we will!",Qui-Gon took his glass and stood
up, followed by Obi-Wan."I want to make a toast.To you my
friend and to your improved health".
"Thank you Qui-Gon.And now let us drink",I drank from my glass
and they emptied theirs. Oh yes,this was going to work well
indeed.
"Well Padawan, that was a nice dinner, don't you
think?",Qui-Gon was relaxed and happy. Their neighbor had
really worked hard on their meal and everything had been
delicious.
"Yes Master.I must admit I had a very good time
tonight",Obi-Wan said. Taking off his cloak, he walked towards
his Master, his hands already caressing the large chest."But
now I want to have a very good time with you",he purred
sensuously .
Qui-Gon gasped when those talented hands started to massage
his cock. He always responded quickly to Obi-Wan's touch, it
never failed to arouse him. He would be completely hard in a
second and they would make love all night long. Yes,any minute
now his cock would be hard and ready for his lover,any
minute...
"Master, what's wrong?.I thought you wanted this too."
Obi-Wan's voice sounded confused and a little hurt.
"I do want it Obi-Wan!. I, I don't know what's wrong. This has
never happen to me before.!".Qui-Gon was as confused as Obi-Wan
and very embarrassed.His body had always responded to his young
lover most satisfactorily, his desire for Obi-Wan was always
present. He didn't understand what was happening to him.
"You, you don't want me anymore?",Obi-Wan was almost crying
now. He was desperate!. If his Master no longer desired him he
would die, he knew he would!.
"NO!. I mean, don't think that love.Of course I want you. I
just, I just don't seem to be able to...maybe I had too much to
drink, that wine was very strong. I'm sure tomorrow everything
will be okay. Please don't cry Obi-Wan, you know I love
you",Qui-Gon tried to comfort his Padawan , but he was worried.
What if he couldn't make love to Obi-Wan anymore?
Yes! It had worked! Those two weeks he had spent in the
infirmary had been worth it after all. It was really amazing
the things someone could find in that place. The Jedi Healers
traveled all across the galaxy to learn about different healing
methods, from the most advanced forms of medicine to the
ancient, ritual remedies of the less civilized planets. The
healing arts of thousands of planets were investigated and
learned by the Jedi Healers. They had found cures for virtually
every illness that existed, they had the most strange and
exotic potions and tonics that were used for many things. He
had found that many of these potions were used as sexual
inhibitors. It had been difficult, but he had been able to get
one of the most potent and long lasting of such
inhibitors.
And it had been incredibly easy to get Qui-Gon to drink it. He
would never find out about it, he was sure.Qui-Gon would never
think that his poor, shy neighbor had done such a thing to him.
Weeks would pass and Qui-Gon would remain impotent. If he was
lucky Obi-Wan would leave Qui-Gon before the effects of the
potion vanished.
Perhaps he was not acting as a Jedi should, but, by the Force,
he deserved some peace and quiet in his own quarters. Starting
tonight he would get the rest he so deserved.
Qui-Gon didn't know what else to say or do to console his
Padawan.The young man was sure he no longer loved him,which was
really absurd.
"Obi-Wan, please. I love you, I really do!".
Obi-Wan looked at his Master, tears still shining in his
eyes." You really mean that?. You aren't just saying it to make
me feel better?".
"Obi-Wan of course I mean it, I would never lie to you. I love
and I always will. I'm sure that I only need to rest and
tomorrow everything will be fine. Now come, let's go to
bed".
He put his arm around Obi-Wan's shoulders and gently led him
to their bedroom.
- Next Morning -
A very sad and worried Qui-Gon exited his quarters. Obi-Wan
was nowhere in sight.
"Good morning friend!",I greeted him with a big smile. This
was a very good morning for me and the night before had been
simply glorious. "Where is your Padawan?".
"Oh hello. Obi-Wan left very early , he, he didn't say where
he was going",said in a sad voice, eyes dowcast.
"Qui-Gon you do not look so good.Is something wrong?".
"I have a...little problem"
"Well I am sure you will be able to solve it!", actually I am
very sure you will not solve it.
"I hope you are right, I don't know what I'm going to do if I
can't solve this", Qui-Gon walked away slowly, shoulders
slumped, head hanging low. He was not the happy, energetic man
of days before.
I felt almost sorry for him.Almost. I remembered well all his
offenses and I remembered how peaceful last night had been and
I again felt that my methods were justified.
- That Night -
His life was over. Well at least his love life was over, now
he was sure of it. They had tried to make love again...and
again, he had been unable to respond to Obi-Wan's caresses. His
Padawan had been very patient, trying everything he could think
of to arouse Qui-Gon. But Qui-Gon's cock remained flaccid and
uninterested.
He would lose Obi-Wan now. A young, vibrant man like his
Padawan needed someone who could give him all the passion he
deserved. And he could not give it to him anymore.
Qui-Gon sat naked on the bed, his face buried in his hands. He
didn't want to look at Obi-Wan, didn't want to see the
disappointment and pity in those beautiful eyes.
A warm hand touched his shoulder and gentle fingers tried to
lift his chin. He resisted but those fingers were insistent and
he finally lifted his head and looked at his Padawan.
There was no disappointment or pity in his eyes. Instead,
Qui-Gon saw a loving and very determined look on his Padawan's
face.
"Don't worry Master. I know how we can solve this. This
morning I went to the infirmary and I have something that will
make you feel better. The Healers have some very potent
aphrodisiacs. I mixed several of the most effective and I'm
sure they'll work very well".
Obi-Wan held a small glass jar, filled with a greenish liquid.
Qui-Gon looked at it, unsure.
"Do you really think this will work Obi-Wan?", Qui-Gon was
desperate enough to try it, but he was a little scared. What if
not even the aphrodisiacs worked, what would they do
then?.
"Just drink this Qui-Gon and you'll see", Obi-Wan was
confident. The Healer he had spoken with had assured him that
the potion was safe and highly effective. Thankfully, the
Healers were discreet, they never discussed their patients
afflictions with anybody. Obi-Wan didn't want his Master to be
the target of jokes around the Temple. This was a private
matter and they were going to solve it tonight.
"Well if you're sure...",Qui-Gon took the jar and drank
.
Oh yes. Another gloriously peaceful night. He was lying on his
soft bed ready to go to sleep without worrying about his noisy
neighbors...
THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP "Oh, yes, YES! That's it
Master, give it to me!"
"Yes Obi-Wan, Force, Yes!"
"Harder, Harder. Ahhhh!"
"Oh love you were right. That potion worked
marvelously!".
Nooo! It was impossible! This could not happen to him again,
it was so unfair,so cruel!. The Force hated him, that was
clear. He simply could not stay in his quarters, he would seek
some other place to sleep tonight, because it sounded as if
those two were going to have a looong fucking session tonight.
Damn them!
- That Afternoon -
A very happy, if tired, Qui-Gon came out of his quarters.
Again Obi-Wan wasn't with him.
"Hello my friend, what a great day this is, isn't it!",
Qui-Gon's happy mood was back, his smile bright and he walked
proudly again.
I was not as happy as I had been the day before. Sleeping on a
hard, cold bench all night was probably the reason for my foul
mood. Seeing Qui-Gon's cheerful face only made it all worse.
That awful man and his damn apprentice had slept comfortably
all morning while he had woken early and went to work. He had
returned to his quarters only moments ago and was going to take
a much needed nap when his comm link had beeped. The Council
was summoning him and he had left his quarters in time to see
Qui-Gon coming out of his.
"I think you mean to say that it is a great afternoon Qui-Gon.
And where is Obi-Wan now, still sleeping?", I asked
sarcastically. Of course sarcasm was wasted on Qui-Gon, the man
just didn't get it.
"You're right it is later than I thought it was. And yes,
Obi-Wan is sleeping.Last night we, well, we solved that little
problem I told you about yesterday".
His smile got even bigger and I decided to leave before losing
what little patience I had left.
"I have to go now. The Council is waiting for me". I walked
away quickly.
" See you later friend!", Qui-Gon called cheerfully.
- That Night -
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan were returning to their quarters after
spending some time in 'saber training. They were holding their
hands and walked closely together. They stopped when they saw
their neighbor coming out Of his quarters carrying two
traveling bags.
"Where are you going friend?",Qui-Gon was curious, the man
looked truly happy.
"The Council called me and they gave me a new mission! My
Padawan and myself are going to Ixcaret".
The normally shy man was smiling broadly and the look on his
face was the happiest Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan had ever seen on the
man.
"Ixcaret? That's very far away and it's almost completely
unpopulated isn't it",Obi-Wan was also curious. He didn't
understand why the man was so happy to go to such a remote and
lonely place.
"It is! The Council wants me to learn more about the natives
and their planet's natural resources. This could take months,
maybe even years!",the man seemed to find that perspective very
appealing.
"Well good luck friend, we'll miss you.",Qui-Gon was truly
sorry to see him go. The man was a little cranky, but he had
been a very good neighbor.
"Yes good luck and I hope you are back soon",Obi-Wan was also
sorry. The old Master had been very nice to them.
"Oh no, I won't be back soon, I am going to make sure of
it!",the man walked quickly away, leaving two confused men
behind him.
"That's strange don't you think Master? I mean, he looked as
if he couldn't wait to leave the Temple and the comfort of his
quarters. You think something bad happened to him here?".
"Of course not Padawan, nothing bad happened. But I have to
admit his attitude was strange".
"We better go inside now Master, I want to take a hot
shower... and after that, I want to take you", Obi-Wan said, a
voluptuous smile parting his lips.
"Yes Padawan,that's a very good idea", Qui-Gon was already
anxious for his lover's touch, his past problem totally
gone now.
As the door closed behind them Qui-Gon asked aloud, "I wonder
who our new neighbor will be. Oh well, I'm sure we'll get along
fine, we are the best neighbors anyone could possibly
have".
"Yes we are Master. Now could you please take your clothes
off?".
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