"Without the benefit of the Force, I had to associate with
Darth Maul in a state of complete consciousness.... it was
unbearable. He was so much like me that I couldn't stand it." -
Padawan Mark Renton
"Yeah Jar Jar Binkss is a psycho Gungan, but he's a mate so
what can you do?" -Padawan Mark Renton
"That was my fuckin' lightsaber you pawned!" -Padawan Mark
Renton
"Excuse me, I don't mean to harass you, but I was very
impressed by the capable and stylish manner in which you fire
that blaster. I thought to myself: she's special." -Padawan
Mark Renton
"It's shite being Rebels! We're the lowest of the low, the scum
of the fucking galaxy, the most wretched, miserable, servile,
pathetic trash that was ever shat into the universe. Some
people hate the Empire. I don't. They're just wankers! We,on
the other hand, are being vaporized by wankers! We can't even
find a decent Emperor to be vaporised by! Darth Vader is an
effete arsehole. It's a shite state of affairs to be in and all
the Force in the galaxy will not make any fucking difference."-
Padawan Mark Renton
"I had to get rid of them. Sebulba didn't smuggle any power
converters, and he didn't get rich. Instead, he and Watto just
hung around Tatooine looking for things to steal." - Padawan
Mark Renton
"I don't feel the Force yet, but it's in the post, that's for
sure. I'm in the Jedi limbo at the moment, too tired to lift my
lightsabre out of the swamp, too alert to put up with Jar-Jar
Binkss." - Padawan Mark Renton
"Choose life. Choose the Force. Choose a lightsabre. Choose the
Rebels, choose a fucking big landspeeder, choose Ewoks, Yoda,
carbonite freezing chambers, and droids that look like
electrical tin openers." - Padawan Mark Renton
"It wasn't my baby. He wasn't my baby. Baby Luke. He wasn't
mine. Yoda's? Anakin's? Jabba's? I don't know. Maybe Queen
Amidala knew." - Padawan Mark Renton
"For all the good that Bacta did me, I may as well have shoved
it up my ass!" - Padawan Mark Renton
"You should have tried the Dark Side, Yoda. It might have been
wonderful!" - Padawan Mark Renton
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