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Category: Humor
Rating: R
Series/Sequel: Yoda, Office Assistant.
Warnings: This hasn't been Betaed proceed at your own risk.
Also Yoda has sex. Food and drinks should not be present at the
time of this reading.
Summary: Well some of you asked for it so here it is. Just what
happened on Amazonia.
Feedback: Sure
Notes: Thanks to the IRC crowd for your help and prodding to
get me to post
This and Lilith for the final title.
Other webpage: http://members.tripod.com/~Melrae/hallway.html
"Master, what happened on Amazonia?" Obi-Wan asked after a very
active session in bed, after that near miss at the Senate
offices. Danger and the adrenalin rush that accompanied it
always made him horny and he ended up ravishing his poor Master
either unconscious or as close to that state as possible.
Obi-Wan found that this state loosened his master's tongue to
the point that Qui-Gon answered any question that the padawan
asked or told any story Obi-Wan wanted, and Obi-Wan wanted to
hear this story.
Qui-Gon groaned, "Oh, not that my love. Let me tell you how
Mace and I evaded a harem on Solanis 6. Our first joint mission
after we had been knighted. That is a much better story than
what happened on Amazonia."
Obi-Wan moved to lie on top of his nude Master pinning him to
the mattress, "Master, if you don't tell me I shall just ask
Master Yoda. At least this way you can tell me the story your
way and not chance Yoda telling it during the initiates story
hour. I understand that most of the most gossipy Jedi run the
creche. You've kept it quiet for so long I'm sure it would make
headlines around the temple. Better yet maybe he would turn it
into a temple lesson."
Qui-Gon sighed , "You must really want to hear this tale, my
only love. I'm afraid that it's not as embarrassing as Master
Yoda made it out to be."
//Begin Flashback//
"Master Yoda, why were you asked to come to this planet?" The
young Padawan Qui-Gon asked. He had just turned 18 and was
eager to begin his sexual explorations the women running around
in nothing more than small breast covering and thong panties
weren't helping. Nor were the few men on this planet wearing
nothing more than the tiniest loincloths available.
"Relationship with the Queen I did have, Padawan. Ask no
further. Stay at temple you should have. For you this planet is
dangerous."
"How dangerous can a planet full of warrior women be, Master."
Qui-Gon looked down to his Master. "I understand enough about
the planet's culture not to be challenged to a death duel."
Yoda levitated himself so he was eye level with the gangly rail
of Padawan that the force had decided he was to train. Yoda
knew the boy should have stayed at the Temple since all of the
boy's year mates in the Padawan class were planning an orgy
celebration for him. Yoda knew that Qui-Gon's best friend Mace
Windu was looking forward to it in particular. "Mating
celebrations this is Qui-Gon. Queen Exlissa requested me here
no danger for me there is. For you there is. Unattached and
unmated males rare they are. Hunted you will be."
"Master I'm a Jedi. I can outlast any number of women." Qui-Gon
assured his Master not noticing that every woman above the age
of consent was leering at the young Padawan.
When the sun reached it's highest point a great ringing sound
was heard through the planet. The women cheered and some ran to
the barely clad men and started dragging them to the nearest
homes. The Palace Guards quickly took Yoda to the Palace.
Leaving Qui-Gon standing in the main square being looked at
like a piece of prime meat. As one the women began to advance
on him. Qui-Gon decided that he was in way over his head and
put his lessons in Jedi speed to use.
After a week of running and entertaining various women Qui-Gon
decided that he might be safer at the Palace with his master
who seemed to have forgotten him. Than 'entertaining' another
thousand women. 'I wonder what they put in my food and drink.
The Pleasure Guild would love to have it.'
[Master Yoda?]
[Yes, Padawan. Important is it? Busy I am now.]
Qui-Gon 'overheard' the sounds of his master having wild sex
with the planet's Queen and quickly tried not to hear it. His
master and sex were two things he didn't want to think about
together. 'Ewww.' [Master I'm tired and believe I should have
taken your advice and stayed at the Temple. I can't handle
another woman. I can't even get to the ship to hide. How much
longer are they gonna be this horny Master?]
[Another day at least Padawan. If they find you service them
you will have to. Jedi duty it is. Tired matters not. Stop
whining you will.]
//end flashback//
"And that's all there was to it Obi-Wan. My bluff was called
and I spent a week in an orgy of horny women. Believe me when I
say that there are limits to Jedi stamina. He had to sneak me
to the space port the same way he got us out of the Senate
offices today. If I had taken Master Yoda's advice I would have
been pampered and seduced here at the Temple like you were.
Mace was pissed with me for a year afterwards."
"Oh my poor, Master. Did those horny women wear you out?"
Obi-Wan snickered.
"If my penis had self-awareness it would have tried to kill me.
The healers wouldn't even let me masturbate for 2 months. As
punishment Yoda wouldn't let them give me hormone suppressants.
Had to meditate, I know my knees were pissed at me too."
Qui-Gon said.
"Well you are truly claimed now Master I won't let you go to
that evil planet ever again." Obi-Wan said.
"Good, because who needs a planet full of women fucking you, or
a Jedi orgy when I have you."
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