Pants Magic Pants
by Jigoku no onna (that would be me), The Communal Dirty
Minds of the Jareth Estrogen Brigade (Jaime, Jeanne, Sue,
Kelly)
Archive: Yes, on M_A. Anyone else want it? Why? If you really
are desperate. Please ask first.
Categories: PWP, Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Implied M/M sex, one bad word, rampant silliness
Spoilers: Nope grins
Summary: Think Labyrinth. Filk of a filk.
Disclaimer: Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon belong to the Almighty George
Lucas, creator of all in the Star Wars Universe. "Dance Magic
Dance" belongs to David Bowie, and whatever other marvelous
beings created the movie Labyrinth. If either of you Greater
Powers want compensation for us writing this, J-chan and I will
gladly give you our younger siblings ^_^.
Feedback: Is the sky blue? Is grass green? (Well, ours is kind
of brown and dead, but it's the theory of the thing) Are
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon hot? OF COURSE!!! It's always a pleasure.
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Notes: This actually started out as a filk about the wonders of
Jareth's pants in the movie Labyrinth, originally written by
Jaime, Jeanne, and Sue, with several key inserts by me. I just
changed a few names and such and then this is what I got.
Arigatou to all of you! Not beta'd, all grammatical and
spelling errors are mine, though since I have spell check that
shouldn't be much of a problem.
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU JAIME-CHAN!
That reminds me of the pants.
Whose pants?
The pants with the power.
What power?
The power to move you.
Move how?
Mee-yow!
Meow how?
Reminds me of the pants...
Imagine Obi just as bare as he could be,
What would you do?
For if his pants were gone, then we would really drool,
That would be cool.
What kinds of plots can we dream up?
Bribes or ropes?
Or really fast gropes?
Wishing or begging,
And Sockii says:
Pants magic pants,
Cock magic cock,
Swing that magic cock at me,
Pull those pants off set it free!
(Repeat)
He's in the bed now, getting hard as he can be.
But not for me : (
A lot of fun to come, now that his cock is free.
What ecstasy!
What kinds of sex toys would Qui use?
Handcuffs and string,
To make Obi scream.
Fingers and dildos...
And Sockii says:
Pants magic pants,
Cock magic cock,
Swing that magic cock at me,
Pull those pants off set it free!
We're writing slash now, from our own fantasies,
Oh what glee!
George Lucas would kill us now if he knew what we do
With you-know-who
What kind of tantrum would he throw?
Stomping or screams,
(But it's our dream!)
Bitching and suing.
And we all say:
Pants magic pants,
Cock magic cock,
Swing that magic cock at me,
Pull those pants off set it free!
Music fades and scene shifts to the Labyrinth, where Sarah Grey Williams
tries desperately to get to the Castle beyond the Goblin City and her
brother, while at the same time blocking out the music coming from somewhere
in the distance... LOVE YOU JAIME!!!
-Owari-
(End)
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