Only Two?

by Danni (danian@dynamite.com.au)

Rating:G

Category: Humour (hopefully), poetry

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Disclaimer: Concept by George Lucas but he blew it, so we play now.

Summary: why Anakin turned

Warning: occasional forced metre

 Anakin and Obi-Wan
 Were headed for disaster,
 Anakin, said Obi-Wan,
 Had stolen his dear old Master.

 Anakin, said Qui-Gon,
 Was merely a gifted child.
 His interest, said Qui-Gon,
 Was really terribly mild.

 Qui-Gon said Obi-Wan
 Was ready to be a knight.
 Qui-Gon said Obi-Wan
 Was a truly beautiful sight.

 "Obi-Wan" said Qui-Gon
 "In words of M/A coining -
 Let's play 'hide the lightsabre'
 It's time for Jedi Joining"

 Soon enough poor Anakin
 Couldn't stand the Jedi smarm -
 The Dark Side, thought Anakin,
 Had some pretty serious charm!

 Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon
 Lived happily ever after.
 Anakin befriended Maul
 Who took him to his Master.

 Sideous and Anakin
 Never billed and cooed.
 Sideous, to Anakin,
 Was sometimes rather rude.

 Be wary of the Sith,
 Is what misguided Jedi say -
 There are only ever two,
 AND THEY'RE NOT GAY