Rating: R, NC-17. I don't know for sure. Rated for sexual
references but not really any true sex.
Categories: Humor (my attempt at such, anyway)
Archive: Sure if anyone wants it. Just let me know where it's
going so I can claim my visitation rights.
Disclaimer: George wouldn't even recognize these guys. But I
still don't own them.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Summary: Obi-Wan, Bruck, and an interesting
conversation.
Notes: Written in response to Master Ruth's TMI challenge. I
suck at writing sex, though, so I didn't completely meet the
challenge, and it was supposed to be 750 words, but I didn't
quite make that either. Thanks so much to Keelywolfe for
allowing me to use a reference to one of my favorite OC's,
Thian. If you haven't read her "Wicked Padawan" series, go do
it now! I'm web only on the list, so if you are inclined to
send feedback, I'd love to hear from you at the above e-dress.
"So I walked around the stack and there they were, Master
Y'dath and Knight Treska. At first I thought something was
wrong. I mean they were both moaning and Master Y'dath was kind
of writhing around. It took me a minute to realize just what
was going on." Bruck Chun grinned at his companion as they
walked through the hallway.
"In the library?" Obi-Wan Kenobi's eyes were wide with shock.
"You've got to be kidding. Are you sure that's what they were
doing?"
Bruck laughed. "Oh yeah. Trust me. That's what they were
doing. And have you ever seen a Trisger's sex organs? All these
little tentacle things waving around. Can you imagine oral sex
with something like that? I mean, which tentacle would you do
first?"
Obi-Wan's face scrunched up. "You know, Bruck, I could have
gone the rest of my life without that particular visual. Thanks
a lot."
"Gee, and you're one to talk." Bruck's eyebrows lifted
suggestively. "I heard you and Thian got caught doing some
extracurricular activities in that back corner of the
meditation garden a while back."
Obi-Wan's face burned. "Oh, yeah? Well, now let me see if I
can remember. Who was it who was caught in an air taxi with a
knight twice his age and a Stimu-Slider wrapped around his
cock? Oh, that's right. That would have been you. I hear the
Senator's daughter was quite impressed with your flexibility."
This time it was Bruck's turn to blush. "How did you hear
about that?"
"Oh, please. You think something that juicy is going to slip
past the Padawan gossips? It was probably all over the Temple
before you even got the damn thing off." Obi-Wan's grin turned
to a leer. "Or maybe I should say, before it got you
off."
By this time the contrast between Bruck's red face and white
hair was pronounced. "Oh, yeah? Well, I hear Master Jinn was
really surprised by that very large package of flavored
lubricants he opened by mistake. You must have really been
stocking up."
Obi-Wan scowled. "It was on sale. Buy three, get one free."
"Oh, so that's why you bought a whole case. That's what, 30
tubes? Man, you and Thian must go at it like fenlets."
"Twenty four. And it was only half a case."
"That's not what I heard."
"Yeah, well you heard wrong!"
Both boys were quiet for a few minutes before Obi-Wan
chuckled. "Master Qui-Gon really was shocked. I think he still
thinks of me as a 14 year old or something."
Bruck returned the grin. "Well, you know how masters are. I
don't think they ever really realize that their padawans do
eventually grow up. I mean look at Master Yoda. He still treats
Master Jinn like a kid sometimes."
That pulled a full fledged laugh out of Obi-Wan. "You should
see when they really get into their "discussions." Master
Qui-Gon's shins sport bruises for days."
Bruck grinned back. "I wonder if Master Yoda ever got caught
in a compromising situation when he was young."
The boys stopped walking, attempted to visualize, then looked
at each other.
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