One too many

by Master Yo-Gurt



Archive: Sure, if Sockii wants to have it ::grinz::

Author's archive: Stolen Moments (www.ravenswing.com/YoGurt)

Category: Humor

Rating: NC-17

Warning: Intro may be longer than actual "story"; it's to the point!

Summary: The author has at last reached her critical mass reading one too many soul bond/life bond/bonding ceremony stories. The author flipped. This is the sad and tragic result.

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"You are so beautiful, beloved!"

"You are too, my love!"

"How could we have denied our burning love for so long, my dearest?"

"The Code forbids it, remember?"

"But our love cannot be denied, my heart!"

"No, my Padawan, we can't go back now, it's too strong."

"My Qui-Gon!"

"My Obi-Wan!"

"Let's get it on, lover..."

::Pant, pant, pant::

::Thrush ...thrush ... heavy,deep thrushes ...::

"Oh Obi!"

"Oh my Master!"

::Push ... urgent shoving in ... deep penetration ...::

"I love you"!!!

"I love you more"!!!

STARS, FIREWORKS, ECSTASY

"Ooohhh ... aaaahhhhhh ... gaaasp"

//We are now life-bonded!!!//

//Oh joy!//

//When I die, you will die as well.//

//Oh shit!//




A year and a Sith parry later

"Nooooooooooo!"

"It's too late, Obi-Wan, I'm dying."

"Does that mean ...?"

"Yes, we'll be together forever!"

"What about the boy?"

"You'll just screw him up!"

"Oh, I'm beginning to feel so weak, my Master."

"There is no death, there is the Force, remember?"

"Yes,... ::sighs:: ... together forever!"

"Yes, my Padawan. Forever!"

THE END