Master Apprentice  Archive The Master's Musings - 2002-05-23 -
MMoM Day 23 |
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Archive: MA, any others just ask, I probably won't say no
My Home Page: http://www.jediphiles.com/~mali
Category: PWP
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Q/O
Summary: A series of short snippets, all from Qui-Gon's POV, focusing on his love for Obi-Wan, and their relationship.
Disclaimer: These beautiful boys aren't mine, they belong to George. I'm just playing with them for a bit. I promise to put them back when I'm done. Don't sue - I've got no money. I've spent it all on seeing TPM way too many times and buying SW toys and feeding my Liam obsession.
Feedback: Oh yes, please. Good, bad or indifferent.
This one hasn't been betad. You've been warned.
"A penis is a man's best friend,
And should never be abused.
Always wash and dry it well,
Whenever it is used."
By the time I finished reading that one, Obi-Wan was almost howling with laughter. We'd been doing this for well over an hour, and I was fairly certain he would be quite content to allow it to go on indefinitely. It came as no surprise that it was Obi-Wan who discovered an entire chapter in the book I'd found yesterday devoted to sex and humor. A rather large chapter at that.
And of course, Obi-Wan found the whole thing far more entertaining with me doing the reading of the silly rhymes and limericks.
We were in the exercise room, where we'd been spending more and more of our time of late. I was on my stomach, facing the window, and Obi-Wan was stretched out beside me. I looked over the top of the book at him and managed to swallow back my smile. "Are you ready for me to continue?" I asked dryly.
"I think so," he said, wiping the tears from his cheeks. "I just don't understand how you can keep a straight face when you're reading these."
"I am a Jedi, my Padawan. Quite adept at keeping my emotions in check."
"Right, and you've just been biting the inside of your cheek for the sheer pleasure it affords you."
My tongue automatically went to the now very tender spot I always bit whenever I was trying to school my features in order to give Obi-Wan my stern Master look. The look that was supposed to say; 'While you may find your antics quite amusing, my young Padawan, I truly fail to see the humor in them.'
"Ah," I sighed sadly. "Another illusion of the stoic Jedi Master persona destroyed then."
"You're stalling," Obi-Wan laughed. "Keep reading!"
"Yes, my Master," I grinned at him and then looked back at the book. "It only gets worse, I'm afraid," I said, after I'd glanced down the page.
"I'm ready."
And so I read:
"One simple rule when sucking cock,
And you'll always do it right.
Use your tongue, your lips, your mouth, your teeth,
But be careful not to bite!"
I ignored his guffaws and moved on:
"There sat Luke, his cock in hand,
He'd just asked George to suck it.
George turned around and dropped his pants,
Spread wide his cheeks and said 'Fuck it!'"
"I can't believe that's in there," Obi-Wan said, leaning over to look at the book. "It IS in there. How funny is that?"
I grinned at him, and closed the book. Rolling over onto my back, I reached for him and pulled him to me. He scooted into my arms, and a moment later we were snuggling together comfortably.
"Tell me about your first love," Obi-Wan murmured against my chest.
"My first love? Why would you want to hear about him?"
"Because I love hearing you talk," he said, snuggling deeper into my arms.
"Then why don't I tell you about one of my early missions?"
"Because I'd rather not masturbate while thinking about you and Master Yoda tromping through some desert wasteland," he chuckled.
"I see your point. Hmm. He was quite a bit younger than I was," I began.
Obi-Wan raised up his head and looked at me. "If he was quite a bit younger, how old were you?"
"Am I telling the story?" I grinned at him.
"Sorry, Qui-Gon. Please continue," he smiled at me, and then rested his head back on my chest.
"He was a beautiful young Knight," I continued softly. "Very strong in the Force, smart, funny, and he could do remarkable things with his lightsaber."
Obi-Wan groaned at my pathetic attempt to pun.
"His name was Obi-Wan, and . . ." that was as far as I got.
"Qui-Gon!" Obi-Wan fussed in mock aggravation.
"Didn't you just ask me about the first person I ever truly loved?" I asked innocently.
He lifted his head and looked at me, his face a study in love and happiness. "I do love you, my Qui-Gon."
We didn't masturbate to tales of my first love. Instead, I held my true love close to me and watched as he slipped his penis from his leggings and pleasured himself. And then he held me as I did the same.
Fini