Meanwhile in the Force

by Franzi (sentinelfan@web.de) and JediBun (eagle26668@aol.com)

Category: Qui/Obi, Humor, Parody

Rating: R

Summary: After Obi-Wan's death, he and his former Master are reunited in the Force.

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Darth Vader: "When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

Obi: "Only a master of evil, Darth."

Darth Vader: "Your powers are weak, old man."

Obi: "You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

*kafatzl*

Obi: "Run, Luke! Run!"

Qui: "Obi-Wan! It's been a long time!"

Obi: "..."

Qui: "You're sulking, my young Padawan?"

Obi: "Hmmmph"

Qui: "What, Obi-Wan, it wasn't me who fucked up the boy's training"

Obi: "But it was your idea to take him as your Padawan in the first place... what, do you think I like being dead?"

Qui: "Hmmph, and now you're training his boy, eh? You better watch that you don't fuck him up as well, or we'll be in some deep shit."

Obi: "I've sent him to Dagobah, Yoda will take care of him, I'm sure of that, Master."

Qui: "As well as he managed Dooku?"

Obi: "May I remind you of Xanatos? I don't think you've forgotten him."

Qui: "..."

Obi: "Okay, I think we're even. What now?"

Qui: "Bedroom?"

Obi: "I thought you'd never ask"

Qui (getting emotional): "It's been such a long time, and it's lonely here in the Force."

Obi: "Quit whining, Qui-Gon and get over here."

Qui: "Still trying to be bossy, young one?"

Obi: "Young one?! Look at you, babyface."

Qui: "The beard suits you, old man."

Obi: "You think? I'll keep it then."

Qui: "Does it tickle when you kiss?"

Obi: "Wanna try?"

Qui: "...it does."

Obi: "So get out of that old cloak already and join me."

Qui (staring at Obi): "..."

Obi: "What?"

Qui (makes face): "Wrinkles!"

Obi: "Yoda is one big wrinkle and you never minded"

Qui: "You still shave down there?"

Obi (smirking): "It still turns you on."

Qui: "Get over here, babyballs!"

Obi: "Boy, your 'lightsaber' hasn't changed in all those years."

Qui: "Relax a bit down here, old man."

Obi: "I'm trying to. Gimme some time to get used to little Master again."

Qui: "Not too much choice on that sandy planet, eh?"

Obi: "Well, I've got to know my right hand very well, but that's not the same."

Qui: "You don't have any hemorrhoids I should take care of, have you, my padawan?"

Obi (looking insulted): "I kept myself in shape, did you?"

Qui: "Now shut up, my mouthy Padawan, and let me get to work."

Obi: "Mmmmmmmm... after all those years, your technique still hasn't change."

Qui: "I knew you missed me..."

Obi: "Oooooooooooooooh, that's... it..."

Qui: *groan*

Obi: *pant*

Qui: *moan*

Obi: "Okay, admit it, Qui, you *are* happy that I'm dead now"

~Fade~