Masterly Distraction

by Tera (amethyst1@mindspring.com)



Category: humor/parody extreme silliness

Rating: NC-17

Archive: M_A, anywhere else just ask

Disclaimer: Don't own them, wish to god I did. No money made off this.

Feedback: Please

Author's Notes: Well, sa threaten to chew off my arm if I didn't post tonight. But the story we were talking about isn't ready yet, will be at least another week in the making. Then Kalia suggested I do something silly with the chewing thing, and this is what you get. I blame the 2 of them. This is un-betaed, written in a 30 minute space of time.



Obi-Wan ran into the quarters that he shared with his Master, Qui-Gon Jinn. He was panting heavily, a look of dread and fear on his lovely face. Sweat covered his body, cause his clothes to cling to the well developed body that was under them. Qui-Gon looked up from the file he was reading in mild alarm.

"What is wrong my Padawan," he asked as he went to stand in front of the young man, a hand reaching up to gently wipe a lock of hair from Obi-Wan's forehead.

"Master...Yoda," Obi-Wan managed to gasp out as he tried to desperately suck in air.

"Did you trip over him again," Qui-Gon asked with a grin forming on his face. Yoda may well be one of the most powerful Jedi Masters out there, but he was forever being tripped over by young students not watching where they were going. He was a running joke that Yoda was going to go postal one day because of it.

"No. He...He," Obi-Wan stammered as he tried to get out the horror that he had just been through. A shiver racked him as he thought about it. "He said he would chew my arm off if I didn't give him a blowjob!"

Qui-Gon felt his mouth fall open to hang somewhere around his waist. A shiver went through him as he got a picture of such an act being done to Yoda by his Padawan.

"Are you sure that that is what he wanted you to do?" he asked, praying that Obi-Wan had got it wrong.

"A blowjob you must do, by tonight it will be," Obi-Wan quoted, doing a dead on impression of Yoda.

"Yep, thats what he wants." Qui-Gon thought for a moment. "Did he say that he was the one that you had to perform the act on?"

Obi-Wan thought hard, a gleam of hope starting to show in his eyes. "Noooo, he just said a blowjob needed to be done."

"Well then, I can give you some help in getting that task done," Qui-Gon grinned out his love, feeling himself growing hard at the thought of his lovers talent mouth on him again.

Obi-Wan smiled happily as he sank down to his knees, he hands going to push the robes of his master open. Not a word was said as he leaned forward to nozzle his nose into the hair that surround the cock in front of it before his tongue took a swipe at it. Tiny lights, small little nibbles, a hand reaching up to fondle the heavy balls. Working it to a its full hardness, drops of dewy pre-come starting to flow from the tip.

Taking a moment to grin up at his moaning master, Obi-Wan sucked the cock into his mouth, sucking hard on the tip as he ran his tongue around it. Starting slowly he would work himself all the down onto it before going back up. He quickly got a fairly fast pace going, loving the breathless moans of his masters, the hands that came forward to clutch at his head, the hips that snapped forward into his eager mouth. His master wasn't able to last long, and Obi-Wan drank happily as his master came deep in his mouth, groaning deeply.

"Well Master," Obi-Wan said sly up to his now panting master, "Yoda had the right idea this time.

"Yes, yes he did, " Qui-Gon said as he drew Obi-Wan into his arms, leading him to the bed for a more active round.

Just as they were starting to kiss, the door to their room burst opened, a naked Yoda stood in the doorway, and he said, "Blowjob still waiting for I am."

The scream of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" given by the Padawan and his Master could be heard for miles around the temple.