Lifestyles of the Dark and Famous: Who's Who

by FireCracker (KLee624820@aol.com)



submission dated 3-29-00

A/U - Descriptions

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Name: EBLU'ARANHE (rendered into the force)
Real name: Eblu'Aranhe Ahles
Ht: 6'4"
Wt: 251
Eyes: dark blue
Hair: Dark Brown
Age: Unknown
Immortal strength: 81 tons
Animal form: stallion
Spirit form (symbol of power): Hawk
Title: Guardian
Ruled over: sixth circle, heaven (purified in spirit)
Relationships: Llane (wife), Qui-Gon (son?), Obi-Wan (grandson?), Litthsyss (brother in law)
Known to immortals as: Keeper of the flame
Universal Heirarchy: primal power, 2nd generation

Eblu'Aranhe was the brightest in his generation of Guardians, having achieved his status while still alive. It is not known how Eblu'Aranhe and Llane met. The hel queen married and mated with him through deception and disguise. Eblu'Aranhe discovered her true essence when Qui-Gon was born wolfling. Sickened and enraged he attempted to destroy the cub, refusing to accept him. Llane attacked and rent his essence in pieces, sending him directly into the force as a non entity. Recently the guardians have witnessed evidence that Eblu'Aranhe may be recovering. They are keeping silent on this matter.

Name: TALLANDRA (deceased)
Real name: Tallandra Dirmagi
Ht: 5'7"
Wt : 144
Eyes: Green
Hair: Red
Age: 26 (at time of death)
Mortal strength: 650 lbs (enhanced by sorcery)
Animal form: various
Spirit form (symbol of power): none
Title: High Priestess of the Numbe cult, planet of Drakkan
Ruled over: large sect of sorcerers
Relationships: Qui-Gon (lover), Obi-Wan (son)
Known to immortals as: Not acknowledged. No heirarchy among the higher powers.
Universal Heirarchy: mortal, enhanced

Early in his knighthood Qui-gon ventured on a mission with fellow Jedi Mace Windu and Gaar to quell an uprising on the distant world of Drakkan. He became involved with a dark priestess who lived in one of the nearby districts, a political and social outcast. Tallandra and Qui-Gon shared a brief but extremely torrid affair that produced Obi-Wan. She was subsequently hunted down and killed for use of the black arts. Qui-Gon was forced to return to Coruscant by Windu and Gaar once their lives were threatened for involvement with the locals. The loss of Tallandra nearly destroyed Qui-Gon. Llane attempted to recover her soul at the onset of her death, but the violence of Tallandras' passing dissipated her essence too rapidly to save.

Name: LLANE
Real name: Llane Lupin
Ht: 6'
Wt: 216
Eyes: Bright blue
Hair : Black
Age: Universal cycle (indeterminate)
Immortal strength: 93 tons
Animal form: wolf (black)
Spirit form (symbol of power): three headed wolf
Title: Ruler of Hel, Queen of the damned
Rules over: the wicked and evil
Relationships: Qui-Gon (mother), Obi-Wan (grandmother), Eblu'Aranhe (wife), Litthsyss (sister)
Known to immortals as: the Devourer
Universal Heirarchy: primal power, 1st generation

The eternal queen of night rules hel with an iron hand. The inner dark (hel) is her domain, consisting of ten circles of torments for the damned. Llane bore Qui-Gon to hel shortly after his birth, raising him to young adulthood. Later she sought counsel with Litthsyss who determined he be raised as Jedi, believing it necessary he experience mortal existence. Llane reversed Qui-Gons' age, returning him to infancy. His memories were stripped and he was presented to Yoda on Coruscant. The lascivious hel queen desires her son to rule at her side as mate, but has also lap danced with her brother Litthsyss on numerous occasions, leading to the dispute regarding Qui-Gons' parentage.

Name: LITTHSYSS
Real name: Litthsyss Null
Ht: 6'5"
Wt: 252
Eyes: Gray green
Hair : Deep red blonde
Age: Universal cycle (indeterminate)
Immortal strength: 121 tons
Animal form: wolf (silver)
Spirit form (symbol of power): serpent
Title: Ruler of Limbo, Guardian of the gateway of souls (south)
Rules over: the lost
Relationships: Qui-Gon (uncle/father?), Obi-Wan (great uncle/grandfather?), Eblu'Aranhe (brother in law), Llane (brother)
Known to immortals as: Chaos
Universal Heirarchy: primal power, 1st generation

The master of twilight holds limbo in his icy grip. The outer dark (limbo) is his domain, the dread land of the woeful. The king of shade is also guardian to the gateway of souls, and his is the hand that judges all damned. It has been disputed (with considerable evidence) that Litthsyss is in reality Qui-Gons' father. He raised Qui-Gon for a period of time during his later development when the hel queen couldn't control him. Litthsyss is a notorious shape changer, and hel rumor proclaims him the mysterious 'woman' who appeared at the temple with Obi-Wan claiming to be sister to Tallandra. It has not been proven.

Name: OBI-WAN
Real name: Obann Ssarpati
Ht:: 6'2"
Wt:: 241
Eyes: green
Hair : Reddish brown
Age: 28
Immortal strength: 122 tons
Animal form: wolf (red)
Spirit form (symbol of power): serpent
Title: Prince of Hel
Rules over: shared rulership of the damned
Relationships: Qui-Gon (son), Tallandra (son), Eblu'Aranhe (grandson?), Llane (grandson), Litthsyss (great nephew/grandson?)
Known to immortals as: the Slayer
Universal Heirarchy: primal power, 3rd generation

Presented to the Jedi temple in his infancy, Obi-Wan was raised in traditional fashion. During his eleventh year he was selected as padawan to Qui-Gon, who had recently become Master. They shared a special kinship which later revealed to be blood. Their obssessive passion and subsequent submission to the dark altered their state of being, releasing their true selves. The identity of the woman who brought Obi-Wan to the Jedi masters is unknown, but Qui-Gon suspects it to be Llane.

Name: QUI-GON
Real name: Quogan Ssaurian
Ht: 6'6"
Wt: 273
Eyes: bright blue
Hair : Medium brown
Age: Unknown. Raised in hel to young adulthood and 'reversed' into infancy. Lived among the Jedi for 52 years.
Immortal strength: 136 tons
Animal form: wolf (deep gold)
Spirit form (symbol of power): dragon
Title: King of Hel
Rules over: Ascendant ruler of the damned
Relationships: Eblu'Aranhe (son?), Llane (son), Tallandra (lover), Litthsyss (nephew/son?), Obi-Wan (father)
Known to immortals as: the Destroyer
Universal Heirarchy: primal power, 2nd generation

Preeminent even among his Jedi peers, Qui-Gon knew only of his life as a mortal until the recent release of his soul (see LIFESTYLES 6). Along with his son Obi-Wan they rediscovered their true heritage as memories of the past haunted him. Upon destroying the cult of the Dakkari, Qui-Gon and his son returned to hel where they were subsequently reunited with Llane and Litthsyss. For the time being, he has declined rule.

OTHER POWERS

GRIM GUARDIANS OF HEL

Name: ORENGU (LEO)
Real name: Orengudon
Ht: 103' (at shoulder)
Length: 984'
Wingspan: 2,002'
Wt: 446 tons
Eyes: gold
Description: Gigantic horned lioness with leather wings and a scaled tail.
Age: Unknown
Immortal strength: 34,389 tons
Title: Grim Guardian
Rules over: does not rule
Relationships: other grim guardians, ancestor to the helcats
Known to immortals as: the Griffin
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: SSAURIK (PISCES)
Real name: Ssaurikdrgn'on
Ht: 73' (at shoulder)
Length: 1,899'
Wt: 385 tons
Eyes: flourescent green
Description : monstrous fish faced lizard with multiple rows of razor teeth and clawed feet. His hide is composed of armor plated green and blue scales topped by scarlet fins.
Age: Unknown
Immortal strength: 28,666 tons
Title: Grim Guardian
Rules over: does not rule
Relationships: other grim guardians, ancestor to the fire scorpions
Known to immortals as: the Draigon
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: ZYKLOS (SAGGITARIUS)
Real name: Zyklosdoon
Ht: 742'
Wt: 696 tons
Eyes: Single orange eye
Hair: White
Description: towering humanoid type creature possessing a black braided beard and covered with shaggy blue hair. He carries a gigantic mystic club.
Age: Unknown
Immortal strength: 59,713 tons
Title: Grim Guardian
Rules over: does not rule
Relationships: other grim guardians, ancestor to the centaurs
Known to immortals as: the Troglodyte
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: TAURBUSS (TAURUS)
Real name: Taurbussagg
Ht: 146' (at shoulder)
Length: 888'
Wt: 935 tons
Eyes: red
Description: Gargantuan purple bull with an arsenal of pink horns. His coiling tail is covered with green fur.
Age: Unknown
Immortal strength: 67,221 tons
Title: Grim Guardian
Rules over: does not rule
Relationships: other grim guardians, ancestor to the dark dogs
Known to immortals as: the Beast
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: KORPIDANN (SCORPIO)
Real name: Korpidannde
Length: 1,361'
Wt: 404 tons
Eyes: black
Description : Bright yellow Scorpion with a forked tail containing huge spikes. She has two sets of claws and cable sized antennae.
Age: Unknown
Immortal strength: 42,003 tons
Title: Grim Guardian
Rules over: does not rule
Relationships: other grim guardians, ancestor to the bloodworms
Known to immortals as: the Slasher
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

These titanic terrors once shook the stars themselves back in ancient antiquity, crashing and breaking the vault of heaven. The guardians joined forces and hurled them into hel. Fierce and virtually unstoppable, the Grim ones take their role as cosmic enforcers seriously. They are second in power only to the primals, and for the safety of the universe the fates decreed they be consigned to the hel deep, the one place that could contain their might. They also possess humanoid forms of much more manageable size.

THE COUNCIL OF HEL (INNER CIRCLE)

Name: Stoankold
Real name: Stoankoldrock
Ht: 6'3"
Wt: 228
Eyes: Orange
Age: the majority of the universal cycle
Immortal strength: 42 tons
Description: Yellow demon with a pixie face and misshapen hooked nose. Green spikes grace his head.
Title: Darklord, Council of Hel
Rules over: The callous, disillusioned, self centered and uncaring. The first circle of Hel is his domain.
Relationships: other Darklords
Known to immortals as: Pride
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: Freek
Real name: Freekydeek
Ht: 6'4"
Wt: 187
Eyes: Grey
Age: the majority of the universal cycle
Immortal strength: 58 tons
Description: Five breasted female with a ruddy orange complexion, goat legs and hairy hands.
Title: Darklord, Council of Hel
Rules over: the hedonists, sensualists, sexual deviates. The second circle of Hel is her domain.
Relationships: other Darklords
Known to immortals as: Lust
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: Pis'doff
Real name: Pis'doff'moor
Ht: 5'11"
Wt: 366
Eyes: One red, one green
Age: the majority of the universal cycle
Immortal strength: 117 tons
Description: A boarlike demon with pink hair, big snout and tusks. Deep red in color. Has cloven feet.
Title: Darklord, Council of Hel
Rules over: the selfish, petty, and vindictive. The third circle of Hel is his domain.
Relationships: other Darklords
Known to immortals as: Rage
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: Frenzee
Real name: Frenzeekraze
Ht: 7'2"
Wt: 144
Eyes: yellow
Age: the majority of the universal cycle
Immortal strength: 84 tons
Description: A rail thin demon with white antlers. Pale blue in color, he has long clawed hands and a flat, scaly tail.
Title: Darklord, Council of Hel
Rules over: the violent. The fourth circle of Hel is his domain.
Relationships: other Darklords
Known to immortals as: Fury
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: D'Generit
Real name: D'Generitazz
Ht: 6'
Wt: 264
Eyes: yellow
Age: the majority of the universal cycle
Immortal strength: 72 tons
Description: A monkey faced and purple furred creature with a huge tuft of blue hair. Wide white lips stretch across her simian features.
Title: Darklord, Council of Hel
Rules over: the covetous, jealous, and greedy. The fifth circle of Hel is her domain.
Relationships: other Darklords
Known to immortals as: Hunger
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: Skumm
Real name: Skummbagg
Ht: 8'1"
Wt: 772
Eyes: red
Age: the majority of the universal cycle
Immortal strength: 184 tons
Description: A dark grey, rhino headed demon with red eyes. His massive and bloated body is covered with huge knobs.
Title: Darklord, Council of Hel
Rules over: the vicious and treacherous. The sixth circle of Hel is his domain.
Relationships: other Darklords
Known to immortals as: Wrath
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: Muckluck
Real name: Mucklucksuck
Ht: 6'4"
Wt: 188
Eyes: pink
Age: the majority of the universal cycle
Immortal strength: 69 tons
Description : A tall, fox faced demon with green fangs. His multicolored, shaggy hair sparks with fire.
Title: Darklord, Council of Hel
Rules over: the vengeful and ruthless. The seventh circle of Hel is his domain.
Relationships: other Darklords
Known to immortals as: Pestilence
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: Dumm'azz.
Real name: Dumm'azz'fool
Ht: 6'11"
Wt: 289
Eyes: beige
Age: the majority of the universal cycle
Immortal strength: 102 tons
Description: A dopey looking demon, stoop shouldered with long limbs. Lavender in color with scaly skin, his oversized fangs hang ridiculously out of his mouth.
Title: Darklord, Council of Hel
Rules over: the bestial and perverse. The eighth circle of Hel is his domain. Relationships: other Darklords
Known to immortals as: Debauchery
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: Kookk
Real name: Kookkee
Ht: 7'5"
Wt: 207
Eyes: purple
Age: the majority of the universal cycle
Immortal strength: 118 tons
Description: Ashy grey in color with huge glassy eyes that pop out insanely. She possesses a single horn over scraggly green hair, is barrel chested with a forked tail and has paws for feet.
Title: Darklord, Council of Hel
Rules over: the traitors and liars. The ninth circle of Hel is her domain.
Relationships: other Darklords
Known to immortals as: Deceit
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

Name: Phunk
Real name: Pee'Phunk
Ht: 6'1"
Wt: 694
Eyes: black
Age: the majority of the universal cycle
Immortal strength: 242 tons
Description: Bald. A white demon with orange polka dots and beady eyes. His pig like snout flops when he speaks. A belt of green hair grows around his waist.
Title: Darklord, Council of Hel
Rules over: the insolent and idolaters. The tenth circle of Hel is his domain. Relationships: other Darklords
Known to immortals as: Pagan
Universal Heirarchy: principle power, 1st generation

INTERMEDIATE POWERS OF HEL

Courtiers (several generations)
These are the 'social climbers' of hel, midrange demons of considerable mystic power. Various descriptions, they specialize in idleness and flattery. On numerous occasions they run errands for the Council. Live in the castles of the primary and principle rulers.



BASE POWERS OF HEL

(Multiple generations)

These are the 'armies' of hel and are primarily soldiers and warriors. They are near limitless in number and can be found in virtually every circle.

(There are no demons in the first and second Circles)

Bloodworms (4th, 5th, 8th Circles)
Centaurs (5th, 7th Circles)
Gargoyles (3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th Circles)
Fire Demons (9th, 10th Circles)
Stone Demons (9th, 10th Circles)
River Demons (9th, 10th Circles)
Dark Dogs (4th, 6th, 7th Circles)
HelCats (6th, 7th, 8th Circles)
Fire Scorpions (3rd, 5th Circles)
Sand Vipers (9th Circle)
S'Dera (snake women) (7th Circle)
Skeletal Warriors (Walk of bones) (9th Circle)
Poison Toads (9th, 10th Circles)


MAJOR GEOGRAPHIC POINTS

Gateway of Souls (south)-Where the damned meet the mouth of hel. The entranceway borders the universe. The back passageway winds through a cave that leads to an infinite mountain face.

The helbridge-a passageway that encompasses all of Hel. The east passage leads to Limbo, the west passage leads to Hel. It connects to the mountain face at the end of the gateway.

Walk of Bones-a span that rivals the helbridge in size and grows continuously. It is comprised of souls bound to their skeletons. The walk of bones leads to the bottom of the universe.

Mountain of Misery-a mountain of black glass that resides in the final chasm and reaches into infinity. It contains the souls of sorcerers and those who would be gods.





THE END