Hello

by Lady Farcly (ladyfarcly@altavista.com)



Archive: master_apprentice if you wish its not really a real fic.

Category: Humour, Introduction

Rating: PG QG/OW Pre Slash

Warnings: no sex, Just some silliness

Spoilers: None that I know of

Summary: Totally AU, and I am in total Qui-Gon departure denial, it hurts less to say it that way.

Note: I'm a oh so newbie in this verse, forgive me. Please. I only saw it for the first time 2 weeks ago and have watched it once a day since. Now as you gasp with horror, I mean, really, the thought, I would like to add I've been hooked again and am kicking my behind for waiting so long. All errors are mine, only spell checked not beta'd. Feedback: yes, please, any comments welcome.



Sitting in the small room that they shared, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon sat watching message after message appear on their computer screen.

"You see Master I told you, You did not believe me." Obi-Wan said with a knowing smirk.

"Yes Padawan, you did. Although I'm not sure if I have the time to read all of these maybe You could just pick the ones you really like and Ill read those." Qui-Gon said brow furrowed, reading the postings to this thing called a list. NC17 OW/QG he thought and sighed, Like that could ever happen. His wildest dreams maybe it would occur, but reality, it was not likely.

"I could choose, what category? You know we...I mean the list gets new authors all the time. Look at this one, now she writes in what is called a different universe and since she discovered the way of the force, she has come here." Obi-Wan said pointing to the screen.

"It looks like she may be royalty Obi-Wan."

The young apprentice snorted. "Hardly Master, sometime writers disguise them selves in hidden roles, she 'could' be royalty, but she's probably some ones mother, who find great pleasure and solace in writing stories. And I sense she lives in a place called Ontario Canada"

Qui-Gon nodded and ignored the insolent snort from his Padawan. "What would her mate think?"

"I would imagine he enjoys the fall out Master." another small smirk in place.

"It does look like she plans on writing Padawan, I wonder if we stay here for a while if she'll post something?"

"Probably master, apparently she likes what she has seen so far, however master, I sense she is curious about many things and has had great trouble in finding the answers she seeks."

"You are very sensitive to these things Obi-Wan, maybe these, what did you call them List sibs wouldn't mind a stray question or two." Qui-Gon said waving his hand carefully over the keyboard.

"Master???"

"Yes Padawan?"

"Uh, what are you doing?"

"Making sure someone will help out the Lady Farcly with her questions."

"Your using the Force on the computer?" Obi-Wan said biting the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing.

"Consider it a perk." Qui-Gon said.

"Master?"

"Yes....Padawan?" Qui-Gon sighed

"It won't work."

"And my wise young sexy Obi-Wan, why won't it?"

"Uhm, because I tried it already, I ended up to have to request what I wanted by visiting these writers while they slept and planting images for stories in their minds."

"So that's where you go at night."

Obi-Wan nodded. "however Master if you have a better suggestion, I would love to hear it, I do so love the sound of your voice." His eyes twinkled.

Qui-Gon smiled, maybe things were looking up here after all, he had called his Padawan sexy and it went with nothing said.

"You find the story of what you would like to do Padawan and I will read it and consider keeping you with me at night." Qui-Gon smirked and waited as his apprentice blushed quite nicely.

"Master?"

"Yes Obi-Wan??"

"I have One more question."

"I will answer it Padawan."

"Just one story, I mean there sooooo much I want you to do, I mean to read."

"Just one my Padawan." Qui-Gon said and went into his room to wait.

"Great." the young apprentice said and sighed. "So much for starting tonight." he grumbled and started looking for his favorites to choose from.

end.