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A Gungan's Guide to Life with the Jedi

by Kai
(Kaiekog@AOL.com)



Archive: master_apprentice, anyone else, please ask

Rating: G

Warnings: no sex, just a lot of silliness - to short to beta, all mistakes are mine.

Spoilers: Only if you haven't seen the movie, and not even then really

Summary: Blame it on Katrinka who issued the challenge, "All I Ever Learned About Star Wars, I Learned From JarJar Binks"

Feedback: yes, please, any comments welcome.



1. If everything goes crazy, grab the Jedi.

2. Two Jedi are better than one.

3. Maxi Big is the Force

4. Jedi don't know when to panic.

5. Jedi are Boom-ba Bad.

6. Meet a Jedi - see the Universe.

7. Watch your tongue around a Jedi.

8. Female Royalty can really kick butt.

9. Druids aren't the only comic relief in the Universe.

10. Seen enough times Gungan's really do grow on you.