The Gawan and the Force

by Jayde Amali

Archive: M/A and my website
Series: Gawan Series
Rating: G
Spoilers: Nope. Not a one. Unless you haven't kept up with the series. :p
Catagories: POV, Humour/Parody
Notes: Whoever made that first line challenge, I'm gonna kill em. This one came to me tonight while in the bath. Ugh. I know this one is short, but I couldn't do much else with it. I promise the next one will be longer. I hope. *crosses fingers*
Chronology of Series: Should be read in this order. Some have elements that rely on previous stories.
1) Negotiations
2) Rude Awakening
3) Loss of Control
4) Great Escape (How to Catch a Gawan)
5) Great Escape Take Two (How to Annoy a Jedi Master)
6) Bondings And Gawans
7) Gawan VS. Palpatine
8) The Gawan and the Force

//The Force made me do it.//

I flattened my ears against my head and put on my miserable little rodent expression.

"You expect me to believe that?" My Master Jedi glared at me as he gripped on to me tighter.

//Why not? You guys blame the Force all the time.//

I bared my teeth, giving a little nip at his thumb.

"Aha! So you admit it!" He gave me a little shake at the nip.

I squealed. //I never denied it. The Force made me...//

He growled. "I know. But know this you little..." He paused here, thinking for an appropriate term, "rodent." A little sigh of relief managed to make its way from me. "You will get no more little snacks until I get another CD player!"

With that, he dropped me back in my cage. I landed with a soft *oomph*.

//Fine! I'm sure I'll get them through the bozo without the braid.//

My Padawan Jedi's braid hadn't yet grown back, though he had a little bit of unruly hair on the right side of his head. Everytime I saw him, I couldn't help but fall over in giggles.

The door to my cage was closed and I curled up in my nest looking over at the CD player with satisfaction. I grinned as I remembered just how good that cord had unraveled when I sank my teeth into it. I couldn't wait to get my little rodent paws on the next one.

//At least now, for a while, I'm spared from that damned Britney Spears.//