Archive: Master & Apprentice, QGEB, Boot's Messy Room
only!
Notes: From a silly advert, to a great challenge idea from
Jayne, to an odd humor piece.
Disclaimers: Why would I own them? They keep sleeping with Each
Other, for Force's sake. This was also typed on a Macintosh,
which I don't own the copyright to either. This piece of
fanfiction is written for entertainment purposes only and is
non-profit.
Rating: NC-17
Category: humor, angst (ok, maybe not angst)
Warnings...um, nope...except don't drink or eat while reading?
"Now, if you'll sign here" the multi-armed creature gestured at
the bottom of the packing slip. Obi-Wan obediently signed the
document, only to have the creature flip another page, with
even more jargon that he found difficult to read. "And here,
then initial at the bottom," Obi-Wan did just that, his hand
starting to ache from signing his name 14 times already. He was
getting horny, tired, and bored of standing there waiting.
"Thank you, sir! Here's your new BiMac!" Two other beings that
vaguely resembled Gungans wheeled in a large box with an apple
on each side. Apparently that was the company's logo. Never
mind! Obi-Wan made a happy little jump and bid the delivery
people goodbye. Just as he was lifting the heavy box using the
force to get the thing into his room for a good romp, his
master lifted his head from reading the latest issue of
playbeing to have a look at what Obi-Wan was up to. Qui-Gon put
the issue down reverently and walked over to the door of his
padawan's room.
"What have you purchased, Obi-Wan?" He asked, his eyes riveted
to the package that Obi-Wan was ripping open with much abandon.
His student was already half-naked, which made him all the more
curious. Startled, Obi-Wan looked up from the open box to eye
his tall, sexy master. Since the look Qui-Gon gave him was one
of casual interest and not disapproving, Obi-Wan felt free to
answer with delight in his voice. With a cry of triumph, he
lifted the heavy, blue computer out of the box.
"It's the latest in Macintosh technology, Master! The BiMac!"
Obi-Wan settled the large screen on the floor, and began taking
out various cords, a keyboard, a mouse, and what made Qui-Gon
almost blush, a very large blue jelly vibrator molded to look
exactly like a humanoid penis. "Uh, would you like to help me
try it out, Master?" Obi-Wan asked with a very attractive blush
filling his cheeks. Qui-Gon smiled at his sexy little
apprentice and nodded.
"Of course I would, Obi-Wan...how can I help?" 'get you out of
those pants?' He answered, making Obi-Wan smile.
"Well, Macs are notorious for being easy to set up, so why
don't you just sit on the bed and wait while I get it up and
running."
"No problem, Obi-Wan" the large man said and, after removing
his outer tunics, sat down on Obi-Wan's bed to watch the young
man work. After a mere 3 minutes, the computer was ready. While
Qui-Gon was shocked to see just how strange the vibrator looked
on top of the computer, the thought of Obi-Wan using it made
him hard.
With a lovely musical chime, the BiMac came to life. Beaming,
Obi-Wan looked at his master. "There's lube in the top drawer
of the nightstand, Master!" He said as he took off his pants.
Qui-Gon stared for a moment at his apprentice's pretty ass,
then grabbed the lube and came over to where his apprentice was
adjusting the settings to the vibrator and hole attachments. As
he handed the lube over to his eager padawan, Obi-Wan eyed him
appreciatively and smiled.
"Master" Obi-Wan purred, "you've got way too much clothing on."
The young man sat on the floor, using the lubricant to slick
himself as he watched Qui-Gon undress. "Oh, it looks like
you'll be needing the wookie setting for that monster,
Qui-Gon!" He blurted out with glee. The padawan had never seen
his master in all his "glory" until this evening and Obi-Wan
was impressed. Incredibly turned on by Qui-Gon's naked and
aroused body and the humming, blue sex machine next to him,
Obi-Wan was hard pressed as to which one he wanted to fuck
more. His eyes drifted from his master, to the bright blue
machine next to him, to his loving master. Then back to the toy
again...the kinky side of his brain screamed--"Big blue sex
toy!" and Obi-Wan adjusted the setting for his master and
commanded the machine to start vibrating. A loud hum filled the
room and Obi-Wan stood with the computer between his legs.
Qui-Gon used the lube to coat his penis, then helpfully covered
the vibrator for Obi-Wan, which earned him a big smile. For
some reason, Qui-Gon was getting as much a kick out of this as
his apprentice was, and his face had a big, lascivious grin on
it. He eyed the opening made for insertion and then gazed at
Obi-Wan. The young man placed his hands on both of Qui-Gon's
shoulders for support and began lowering himself onto the large
vibrator. At first Obi-Wan wondered if the damn thing was even
going to fit, but then his muscles relaxed and he began slowly
moving down the vibrator as it started to tremble. Qui-Gon
inserted his erection into the hole, gasping at the sensation.
He had expected warmth inside the machine, but not the
incredible suction he experienced. Wrapping his arms around
Obi-Wan and the computer to steady himself, Qui-Gon began
thrusting eagerly into the orifice.
"Oooh damn!" Obi-Wan cried out, trembling with pleasure as the
throbbing vibrator increased it's speed. He gripped Qui-Gon's
shoulder's hard, causing the other man to grunt in pain.
"Sorry, Master" he said sheepishly.
"Quite all right, Padawan" the other man answered without
stopping his thrusts into the computer. His eyes had been shut,
savoring the sensations surrounding his body and the closeness
of his apprentice. Then he opened his eyes and batted his
eyelashes at Obi-Wan. "Just, please be gentle with me, Obi-Wan"
He closed his eyes in rapture, but not before he was treated to
the sight of Obi-Wan choking with laughter.
"Master, please! I'm trying to get off and you're making me
laugh!"
"My apologies, Padawan..." Qui-Gon opened his eyes again and
looked at Obi-Wan's erect cock, which was only inches from his
face. It glistened enticingly and an evil thought popped into
Qui-Gon's mind...what was left of it since all of his blood had
fled to his cock. "Allow me to assist you," Qui-Gon
deep-throated his padawan. The young man screamed as the
sensation of being filled so completely and then taken into his
master's hot mouth enveloped him.
"Master!" Obi-Wan began writhing on top of the computer, trying
to push himself down, then up into his master's mouth. Qui-Gon
took it all, thrusting vigorously into the orifice, turned on
incredibly by his padawan's sounds of pleasure. He could taste
bitter pre-cum on his tongue, knowing Obi-Wan wasn't going to
last much longer. Qui-Gon himself felt himself spiraling
towards his own climax and he sped up his movements, driven by
his own pure arousal.
"Ah! Fuck, I'm coming!" Obi-Wan cried out, arching his back as
he came violently, seed surged out of his cock into Qui-Gon's
mouth. Qui-Gon pulled his head back, and his face got hit by a
few spare jets of his padawan's come. With a loud grunt and a
last powerful push into the computer's orifice, Qui-Gon
followed his padawan to completion.
Panting heavily, resting his head on Obi-Wan's lap as he
recovered, Qui-Gon noticed that besides the heavy breathing of
himself and his apprentice, the room was silent. Obi-Wan lifted
his master's head up from his lap and slowly pulled himself off
of the vibrator. The machine was strangely quiet, and when
Qui-Gon dazedly looked at the monitor, it was blank. The moment
of passion over, Qui-Gon pulled his softening penis from the
orifice to face Obi-Wan. The young man seemed distraught as he
looked at the computer.
"It's dead!" his voice seemed astonished. Thumping his fist on
the side of the computer revealed no reaction at all. Obi-Wan
looked at his master, Qui-Gon shrugged, not knowing what to
say. Perhaps his come had shorted the thing out? He wasn't
willing to own up to that, not yet.
"I can't tell you what happened, Obi-Wan...I'm a jedi, not a
computer technician!"
"Master!" Obi-Wan wailed ran out of the room to call for help.
End...
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