Commercial 1B: Obi-Wan for Taco Bell(R) (Turnabout is Fair
Play)
by Phthalas Aaral, Healer and San-Lyn Hedet, Jedi Master
Archive: master_apprentice, and Phthalas' homepage (once it's
set up)
Rating: G-ish
Warnings: twisted ramblings and utter silliness
Spoilers: none.
Summary: one of a bunch of commercials that hit us at once.
Feedback: Yes, please. We own the rights to our mistakes.
LOL
Disclaimer: (Forgot on the first one....we're only playing with
the Lucas boy toys. we'll put'em back. really.)
[Fade in: Obi-Wan standing to the side of the line inside a
Taco Bell(R).]
"Greetings, this is Obi-Wan Kenobi for Taco Bell(R)."
"If your Master's snoring has shaken your sleeping chamber to
the point where you end up staying up, and you all know how
being awake for a long time might make you hungry--"
[Qui-Gon, calling from off-stage.]
"OBI-WAN!!! A Jedi does not seek revenge!!!"
[Obi-Wan giggles for just a moment before regaining his
composure.]
"But Master, I'm not mad..." tittering
"As I was saying, if you happen to be roused from your slumber
and find it necessary to obtain a little sustenance to quell
your hunger, Taco Bell(R) is there, ready to serve until 2 am
in some locations, perhaps even later at others!"
[Camera walks with him as he strolls up to the counter.]
Taco-Bell register lad (played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers {Velvet
Goldmine}): "That'll be $5.30." His eyes smile brightly.
Obi-Wan: "I haven't any cash, but would you be willing to
barter? I happen to have an extra make-up kit from Queen
Amidala...."
The youth's eyes widen with excitement: "Lemme see that!"
Obi-Wan: "I think it would look quite smashing on you...." An
amused smile begins to spread on his face.
[Obi-Wan helps apply the make-up while waiting for the food to
be brought out, which shows up at just as the make-up is
finished. Obi-Wan winks at the boy as he grabs his food and
leaves.]
Girl 1 from Commercial 1A: "Ya shoulda made him strip. He has a
reputation of....waving his allure around, if you get my
drift...."
Boy: "He was such fun to play with, tho...."
Girl 1: "But I didn't get to see any....you know...." Boy: "It
might be good to wipe your drool off the counter."
[fade to black, and then the following text centered on the
screen in white:]
"Profits made by this commercial go to the Jedi Academy, where
every Master needs an Apprentice."
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