Archive: master_apprentice, please; if anyone else wants it
(really ?), please tell me.
Category: humor/parody
Rating: silly
Warnings: none
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: George is a Sith who's torturing two poor, helpless
Jedi. But, well, he owns them and the money (our money, George,
so let us play with them, too...)
Summary: A Master, a Padawan and some fingers playing
together...
Feedback: pleeeaaase !! Jedi and Sith are always welcome at
akane72@calva.net
"I don't think I'll manage to do this, Master." (panting)
"Of course you will, Padawan. We have the whole afternoon."
"I've never tried this figure before."
"I think you should turn over, now."
"No! I won't reach the tip of..."
"Turn!" (waves hand)
"Master, are you really supposed to mind-whammy me while I'm
doing this?"
"Sorry, Obi-Wan."
"Well, let's see... maybe if I move a little to the left like
this..."
"Let me help you..."
"Your elbow's in my ribs."
"There's so little place here..."
"Master! Get your fingers out of here!"
"But I only wanted to help..."
"There's no place left for your fingers in here!"
"Well, I'm sure that if I put just one finger there..."
"No, it will tear... Master, no! It's ripping! Nooooooo!!"
"Oops! Sorry, Padawan... Padawan? Are you alright?"
"Yes, Master... (sobbing) But I'll never finish this Yoda
origami in time for Master Windu's birthday..."
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