Temple Bulletin Board

by IvyBlue (IvyBlue@celticweb.com) & Briony (Hippediva@aol.com) &

Sonny (Smutcutter@aol.com)

ARCHIVE: M_A, Briony's page http://www.ravenswing.com/crowscroft/, all others please ask

CATEGORY: Humour, utter silliness

PAIRINGS: You name it

RATING: PG

WARNINGS: Sudden spew factors

SPOILERS: Not unless you are looking for a lift home from Coruscant University

FEEDBACK: Any and all of us welcome.

SUMMARY: To be found posted on the bulletin board. Nods to the SA for a band beloved by silly padawans and tv-addicted Sith apprentices.

Jedi Temple, Coruscant, level 4-H adjoining Padawan's Lounge and Dining Hall.

Flyers Found on Temple Bulletin Board:

Mace-Co speeder painting & detailing, free pink fur on every steering wheel, $49.95 w/ coupon.

El Yoda Loco- 2 for 1 Friday night special, free Gungan chips!

Extra room in quarters, Jedi Temple for sublet; also available: one lava lamp, assorted bongs, complete set of John Tesh cds, slightly used poncho, set of Jedi tunics, extra-long, small hole in centre. Contact Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Time share available on Dagobah- low ceilings, waterfront view, plenty of wildlife.

Padawan term papers, various subjects: Jedi Mind Whammy, Astrophysics, Master Seduction. flyer w/ tags to tear off- none left

Yoda's services as SSL "Standard as Second Language" teacher. flyer yellowed & curling, none of the tags torn off

Boba Fett's Investigation Service: "I can find anyone and bring them back in carbonite."

Gungan field hockey team forming - bring your own bombaa. Insurance and skirts required.

Darth Maul interpretive dance class - 5pm room a, arm & hand work 5pm room b, leg & foot work.

Qui-Gon "Master of Disguise" class in Jedi Undercover Techniques/Outer Rim Planets seminar - bring your own poncho!

One lame-ass speeder for sale. Contact D. Maul. "Looks like a moped, drives like a roller-coaster" Coaster crossed out and 'skate' written in Obi's handwriting

Coruscant Film Festival: This week--Padawan Angst Flicks, including To Master with Love, Pretty in Beige, Fast Times at Coruscant High.

For sale: Unfinished protocol droid, casings not included; assorted scrap metal, Neimoidian origin.

Boss Nass' Amazing Course in "How to Beat the Jedi Mind-Whammy" First of 508 holovids only 79.99. Send all checks to Master Jinn, c/o Jedi Temple.

Manroot gig, 5 credit cover with this flyer Shmi Skywalker Shimmy Shack this Thursday night. Next to Muffins and Crowbars Cafe, Temple Level Three. Prepare to be angry and frightened.

Free bunnies, breeding faster than hyperspeed. Call Sockii Press or Temple Gardens.

FIN