Many Apologies to Phthalas Aaral, Healer (Kanoesama@aol.com)
and San-Lyn Hedet, Jedi Master (FiveChosen@aol.com). We kinda
took their idea away. (Sorry!!!)
Here it is: (mainly my friend's work of fiction)
Archive: master_apprentice, any others.... just ask first.
Rating: G
Warnings: Horribly derivative. (see Kudos)
Spoilers: none.
Summary: It's a commercial. For Star Wars toys.
Feedback: Are you kidding? YES!!
Kudos to: those lovely people we stole the original idea from,
Phthalas Aaral, Healer (Kanoesama@aol.com) and San-Lyn Hedet,
Jedi Master (FiveChosen@aol.com)
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, don't own the rights...
do own many of the toys. And no, you can't play with them.
[Fade in on close up of Qui-Gon Jinn in the Jedi council
room.]
"My name is Qui-Gon Jinn, and I'm here to remind you that Toys
'R' Us has a selection of Phantom Menace toys guaranteed to
satisfy any child. Or headstrong padawan."
[cut to shot of Obi-Wan on floor of chamber, playing with
action figures while making lightsaber sounds. He glances up,
notices camera, and hastily hides figures behind his back.
Switch back to Qui-Gon]
"Obi-Wan, aren't you supposed to be studying?"
[Obi-Wan's voice from off camera]
"But Master... [whiny] they're fun!" [pause] "They have new
deluxe action figures out."
"They do?" [Spark of interest on Qui-Gon's face as he turns to
look off-screen in direction of Obi-wan.]
[fade to black, and then the following text centered on the
screen in white:]
"Help support the Jedi Academy-- we're the people that brought
you lightsabers!"
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